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George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked ‘Is someone in your house?’ and he said ‘No’. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, ‘Okay’ and hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
‘Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them.’ Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George ‘I thought you said that you’d shot them!’

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How long do they take to grow from seed as I prefer to grow from fruit that I have tasted.

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while on a visit overseas i was walking past a cemetery and some boys were picking mangoes from trees growing in the cemetery and offered me a few. while eating them and walking along the road i fell into a conversation with a person who told me that since the mangoes draw decaying human bodies as fertilizer from the graves in the cemetery he will never eat anything that grows in a cemetery.
Could there be some truth in what this man told me?

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them.” Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
(True Story) I LOVE IT – Don’t mess with old people!!

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Here are some backyard garden sheds that may be cool for a teen kid to use as a ocassional bedroom or to study in, read or take afternoon naps in.

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The building door doesn’t come with a lock. This means that your teen kid can’t lock the door while inside.
A lock can be installed.
Your kid doesn’t have any friends that they could bring over.
Your teen kid wants a place like this in the backyard so he doesn’t disturb or walk up his parents while he plays and practices guitar. On weekends he sleeps till 12noon and doesn’t want any house noise.
The backyard building would have electricity so a heater can be plugged.
The only issue is no bathroom inside.
Is this a good idea?
What would you do as a mother if you finally let your kid get one of these and at night he is inside and left the door open?
You as a mother want the door closed so animals don’t come in and for security reasons.
Would you walk outside and close the building door?
The doornob actually does have a lock on it.
It has a keyhole on the outside and a button on the inside of the doornob.
The building would already come insulated.
The teen is claustrphobic and hates to be inside small spaces with the door closed.
The teen plays string guitar and not electric guitar. The teen would practice guitar inside the shed.
In order to keep the guitar noise inside the shed you want the teen to close the door while praticing.
The teen wants the door open because of claustrophobia.

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