Murphys walking down the road and bumps into Paddy. Paddy sez
‘Murphy I haven’t seen ya fer ages, What cha up ter?’
‘Well Paddy, Oi’ve been ta university?’
‘What di ya study at dat dere university?’
‘I studied logical thought process, so I did’
‘What da bejesus is at den?’
Well, I ask you a question like, Have you got a garden shed?’ asks Paddy
Yes sez Murphy
Well den I can deduce that, you’ve got a garden, a noice house with a wife and couple of kiddies and derefore you don’t have to masturbate much? deduces Paddy
Thats very clever so it is, all correct.
A couple days later Murph is walking down road and bumps into Seamus.
‘Seamus, Seamus I saw old Paddy de otder day and been to dat dere University to do dem logical thought process?’
What are day den’ sez Seamus
‘Well I ask you question like, Do you have a garden shed?’
‘No’ replies Seamus
‘Well in dat case your a wa. nker’

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