This Is Quite Possibly My Favorite Joke Ever?
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A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He gets this man and drags him down stairs, through the house, out to the garden and into the shed. He gets the man’s penis and puts it in a clamp, he tightens it and locks it. He picks up a saw, the man says
“Your… your not gona’ saw my penis off are you?”
The husband says,
“No, your gona’ do that, I’m gona set fire to the shed”.
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Actually, a great joke once you get the concept !! Have a star !!
my answer that is cool and very funny..
I thought that was funny.
Different for a change.
No offense, that wasn’t really a joke.
Damn! That’s gonna hurt either way! Good Joke!