A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He gets this man and drags him down stairs, through the house, out to the garden and into the shed. He gets the man’s penis and puts it in a clamp, he tightens it and locks it. He picks up a saw, the man says
“Your… your not gona’ saw my penis off are you?”
The husband says,
“No, your gona’ do that, I’m gona set fire to the shed”.