I’m In A Relationship With A Garden Tool.?
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But I recently found out that she’s been seeing a pitchfork AND a trowel behind my back.
Does that make her a hoe?
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that actually is quite a good one! thanks for brightening up my day !
A stinking big one! LOL
Most definately!!!! Slap her into the soil and make her dig those weeds out for punishment!
It happens.
Forget.
no..it makes her a btch…
hahah.
a laugh AND two points.
cheers dude
better to see a hoe than a battle axe. i guess
A Spade is a spade! Call-em as you see-em
Yeah man, yo’ woman is a hoe!
Hi, although I don’t know how to help you, I could tell you jokes to help you feel better. The jokes goes:
-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says “What should I do with my cat?Vet says “What do you mean? Guy says “I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says “Is the cat dead? Guy replies “nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don’t give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
God luv ‘im.
lol very funny but why worry u get it when u wont it dont u lol
is this a serious question???
Sooooooo funny its stupid.
make the hoe jealous by using your strimmer on any bush you see, even if its in your neighbours garden
Sorry I no I shouldnt b laughing! but have u asked that can of ronseal (it does exactly what it does on the tin) if shes bn familiar with his traites! WE ALL HAVE FRIENDS LIKE RON